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[im_a_country_2]

What is up with this week? We get creepy horrible monsters, then our communicators get switched out for this DS wannabe, and now a jet plane goes over us but with nothing cool? We should get airdropped provisions like people do in the desert

Comments

[sadiqadnan]

Yer' that one boy....How the hell can you think of shit like iphones at a time like this'?

[im_a_country_2]

What? This isn't really any different from any other day here, and if they're going to upgrade I want an upgrade compatible with my laptop!

[sadiqadnan]

Right....Kids these days, It's all those techy' things' right? What's yer' name again, I've seen ya' around but yer' not really a country are ya'?

[im_a_country_2]

I am too a country! I'm Sealand!

[daddyslilpyro]

The heck is an iPhone? Or a DS?

[im_a_country_2]

An iPhone is a portable phone but also sort of like a tiny laptop, like my computer. It's not as powerful but it's almost as cool. And a DS is a game system, looks almost exactly like our new comms. I have one at home along with a PSP! I got them for my birthday last year.

[daddyslilpyro]

Huh... Neat!

[im_a_country_2]

Isn't it? Maybe one day I'll get them and you can see them. I never had an iPhone though....

[withoutturn]

[ Appears on the frequency orz-mypaycheck: ]

Maybe they didn't have provisions to drop, eh?

[im_a_country_2]

They should come with provisions! It could be a cool aerial drop, or... oh oh! I know, it could be a mix up, and instead of provisions it was super secret stuff that was suppose to be dropped somewhere else. But instead we found it, and then the government has to come in and get it before it's figured out, and there can be a bunch of spy stuff! Like James Bond, but Pierce Brosnan version or Sean Connery because they're the good ones.

[withoutturn]

Those people here?

[im_a_country_2]

What? No, unless they showed up and I didn't know it. If they did I need their autographs!

But, other than that, James Bond is like the best secret agent ever! He's part of MI6 and he goes all over the place. There's a bunch of books but I like the movies more.

[loyal_cube]

May I ask what an iPhone is?

... a-and what a "DS" is?

[im_a_country_2]

iPhone is this cell phone sort of like a Mac but a phone. It's like a smart phone melded with an iPod!

A DS is a type of handheald video game, it's what they made after the Game Boy Advance and Game Boy Colour and Game Boy.

[loyal_cube]

I have heard of cellphones but not a Mac nor a smart-phone or ipod.

My previous Mistress played video games. She would always assist me with the television after she was finished because I could never get the channels to work again once she played her games.

[im_a_country_2]

Do you know computers?

Well, this is sort of like that, but it's all in a small hand held thing and looks pretty much exactly like our new communicators.

[dustedsunlight]

DS?

Is that more technology?

[im_a_country_2]

Yeah, it's for playing games and stuff on.

[dustedsunlight]

What kind of games?

[im_a_country_2]

Video games! There are a lot of genera for those too.