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you know you're addicted to photoshop when...
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.
You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.
You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"
You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.
You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.
you know you're addicted to alias when...
Every time you see a black Mercedes, it reminds you of Sark.
You have suspicions that your spouse may actually be a double.
Your non- Alias obsessed friends (like you have any of those left! Hah!) refuse to talk to you about Italians, prophecies, pickles, wigs, parent/daughter relationships, spies or anything else that might lead to a discussion about Alias.
You wonder if Sark actually could be Irina's son.
You develop opinions and theories about this and other unanswered facets of the show, and spend a large amount of time formulating arguments for both sides of the debate...
You went to see Daredevil just for Jennifer Garner.
You flip out when you see Michael Vartan in One Hour Photo married to someone else.
If the topic of TV shows comes up, you automatically ask the person "Do you watch Alias?" and if they say they've never heard of it... you immediately end the conversation.
Your history teacher mentions something about the KGB.. and you suddenly think "Irina?"
You have a codename that people actually call you by.
Old Asian men in wheelchairs creep you out.
You know what J/I, S/V, S/W, Sarkney, Slark, slash, and shipper are, and have opinions on all of them.
Every time you hear the Nokia ringtone, you get excited even though there's no way it could be Vaughn.
You look for air vents you could crawl into incase of an emergency.
When you begin to doze off in history class and only snap back to attention when the teacher uses the words "Alliance" or "Covenant."
You record every episode, then go out and buy the DVDs as well.
You meet a nice person and immediately become suspicious of their motives.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Alias.
you know you're addicted to livejournal when...
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.
You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.
The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.
When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.
You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester
You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)
You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.
You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"
You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you
You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments
You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal
You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.
(they forgot to add, 'you're copying all these into a post in your j right now')
you know you're addicted to lotr when...
You start quoting from the movie as part of regular conversation.
You hate it when Elves are only thought of as 'Santa's little helpers' and have tried to explain the difference between Santa-elves and Syrian Elves to your 5-year old cousins.
You speak in Quenya just to annoy your friends.
While buttering a piece of bread, you suddenly think of Bilbo (remember when he was talking to Gandalf about feeling tired) saying that he felt 'like butter spread over too much bread.'
You have looked both on the net and in the phone book to see if archery and sword fighting lessions are offered in your area.
You know The LoTR history better then your family history.
You change your name by deed poll to a Tolkien character and seriously consider naming your children after LOTR characters
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Lord of the Rings.
you know you're addicted to harry potter when...
You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public.
You make a wand and try to use it.
You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters.
You've read Harry Potter fanfic.
You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall
(the harry potter ones were hardly up to par)
i'm sry dearys for putting some of you through that torture. however, i need something to do in the wee hours of the morning. also i was too lazy to go find good ones so i just used the ones on this website that i found, can't think of what its called however.also, is it strange that i have a middle age english man narrating everything that i am typing in my head?
it is strange, i must add, that all the things i put in this are true, so if you're thinking, 'i don't want to read this', just think of me doing the strange things and it'll make it so much more fun
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.
You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.
You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"
You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.
You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.
you know you're addicted to alias when...
Every time you see a black Mercedes, it reminds you of Sark.
You have suspicions that your spouse may actually be a double.
Your non- Alias obsessed friends (like you have any of those left! Hah!) refuse to talk to you about Italians, prophecies, pickles, wigs, parent/daughter relationships, spies or anything else that might lead to a discussion about Alias.
You wonder if Sark actually could be Irina's son.
You develop opinions and theories about this and other unanswered facets of the show, and spend a large amount of time formulating arguments for both sides of the debate...
You went to see Daredevil just for Jennifer Garner.
You flip out when you see Michael Vartan in One Hour Photo married to someone else.
If the topic of TV shows comes up, you automatically ask the person "Do you watch Alias?" and if they say they've never heard of it... you immediately end the conversation.
Your history teacher mentions something about the KGB.. and you suddenly think "Irina?"
You have a codename that people actually call you by.
Old Asian men in wheelchairs creep you out.
You know what J/I, S/V, S/W, Sarkney, Slark, slash, and shipper are, and have opinions on all of them.
Every time you hear the Nokia ringtone, you get excited even though there's no way it could be Vaughn.
You look for air vents you could crawl into incase of an emergency.
When you begin to doze off in history class and only snap back to attention when the teacher uses the words "Alliance" or "Covenant."
You record every episode, then go out and buy the DVDs as well.
You meet a nice person and immediately become suspicious of their motives.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Alias.
you know you're addicted to livejournal when...
If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.
You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.
The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.
When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.
You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester
You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)
You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.
You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"
You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you
You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments
You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal
You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.
(they forgot to add, 'you're copying all these into a post in your j right now')
you know you're addicted to lotr when...
You start quoting from the movie as part of regular conversation.
You hate it when Elves are only thought of as 'Santa's little helpers' and have tried to explain the difference between Santa-elves and Syrian Elves to your 5-year old cousins.
You speak in Quenya just to annoy your friends.
While buttering a piece of bread, you suddenly think of Bilbo (remember when he was talking to Gandalf about feeling tired) saying that he felt 'like butter spread over too much bread.'
You have looked both on the net and in the phone book to see if archery and sword fighting lessions are offered in your area.
You know The LoTR history better then your family history.
You change your name by deed poll to a Tolkien character and seriously consider naming your children after LOTR characters
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Lord of the Rings.
you know you're addicted to harry potter when...
You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public.
You make a wand and try to use it.
You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters.
You've read Harry Potter fanfic.
You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall
(the harry potter ones were hardly up to par)
i'm sry dearys for putting some of you through that torture. however, i need something to do in the wee hours of the morning. also i was too lazy to go find good ones so i just used the ones on this website that i found, can't think of what its called however.also, is it strange that i have a middle age english man narrating everything that i am typing in my head?
it is strange, i must add, that all the things i put in this are true, so if you're thinking, 'i don't want to read this', just think of me doing the strange things and it'll make it so much more fun