the hurt of an unrequited love

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Dear Lecom B

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[aeyla]

you inspired me to write a letter of my own. btw, i got the job with the opthalmologist.

[stufff]

I don't know what a Lecom B. is, but if he isn't interested, I could always break his legs for you.

If I were he however, I would absolutely be emailing you to inquire about what you planned to do with all that ass inside dem jeans.

[stufff]

I just remembered you doing a Wikipedia search for the Lake Erie College of Osteopathetic Medicine the other night and me asking WTF a lecom was. I still think they'd want to know about your plans for all that junk though.