How to look older in 90 days
anonymous
July 30 2005, 11:32:39 UTC
Hey, Terri, Checking out your livejournal, I think I have so advice.
For the next 90 days you must: 1. Drink cheap booze. 2. Smoke 1 1/2 to 2 packs of non-filtered cigarettes a day. 3. Drink a case of Natural Light beer per day. 4. Work as much as you can, to help from bloating from all the booze intake. 5. Sleep less than 5 hours at a time, no more than 7 hours per day.
You should be looking older in no time.
Hahaha!
Matt (from WV) Your new friend from the mountain state, on MySpace.
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Checking out your livejournal, I think I have so advice.
For the next 90 days you must:
1. Drink cheap booze.
2. Smoke 1 1/2 to 2 packs of non-filtered cigarettes a day.
3. Drink a case of Natural Light beer per day.
4. Work as much as you can, to help from bloating from all the booze intake.
5. Sleep less than 5 hours at a time, no more than 7 hours per day.
You should be looking older in no time.
Hahaha!
Matt (from WV)
Your new friend from the mountain state,
on MySpace.
Later.
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Don't tempt her. She'll do it.
Plus, it's all in the boobs (or lack thereof) anyway.
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Terri, you are one hot piece of ass, Timmy boy is one lucky guy.
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