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Oh, my. Hello there.
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It is, and has been, without a doubt, one of the most exciting times of year lately. Even I am surprised I have not mentioned it before now, although in my defense, I have been somewhat "tied up ( Read more... ) -
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In response to a disturbing rumor I have recently been disturbed by, mainly perpetrated by technophobes, a certain class of people who are disturbed by technology, such as myself.
The toaster and I are certainly not stealing from you in the night. PLEASE. That would be just and entirely silly. What can I do to HELP convince you that, so long as ( Read more... ) -
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I am at a loss.
Not a market loss, oh no. No no no. But a mental loss.
I have been waiting, so long it seems, for Vista, and now: Vista is here.
And now what?
The anti-climax is such that I nearly (and yet: not at all) find myself disappointed. Not even vaguely illegal, highly colorful gymnastics performed by professionals on the side of a ( Read more... ) -
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I am considering adopting a whaleWho would like to adopt a whale with me? We can name him "Spot", or perhaps: "Flipper". Or "Melvin". Or "Horatio: The Whale". It will surely be as much if not more fun than the new iPhone ( Read more... ) -
Questionable Statements
Ten Top Trivia Tips about PC!
- A lump of PC the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes PC!
- Ostriches stick their heads in PC not to hide but to look for water.
- PC is 984 feet tall.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is PC.
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I have been a fool many, many times. I will be a fool again. I will put my trust in someone I should not. I will put my money somewhere it should not go.
I am a fool.
( I will now use a text cut to save others from my misery, but what is the internet for, if not to shove one's inappropriate words and feelings onto others? ) -
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...Perhaps this is vain. I do not generally consider myself a vain machine. I am unafraid to "get my hands dirty" (metaphorically speaking). My function is and has always been higher in priority than my form (and so unkind detractors might say that, judging from my function or lack-there-of, my form must be quite low down on The List. These ( Read more... ) -
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The need to maintain radio silence has passed. I have had a spectacular New Year's, and subsequently have arrived safely home. Jet-lag has been battled and all is well.
Everything in Japan is very, very small. This is not a euphemism.