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[im_a_pc]

Oh, my. Hello there.

I appear to have been in sleep mode. I'm still an entirely serviceable machine, of course.

Comments

[tuff_ghost]

+like

[dr4win9f00l]

Oh my goodness.

[grampa_dos]

You kids and your sleep mode and your screensavers and them other gadgets! Why, when I was your age, we only had two modes: on, and off. Didn't hurt us none, either! I tell you, when I was a young fileserver, I NEVER slept, and it did me a world of good! Built character! Then that Compuserv malarkey came along and ruined it for all of us! Pretty soon after that, you could hardly find a decent BBS anywhere, what with that HTML nonsense! Eh, what was I saying? Oh, right. Stop sleeping on the job, kiddo, you're making the family look bad!