Get over it...

You're just unique.

I got my brakes back.

I don't need to ride a bike anymore.

I probably will anyway. (Gas Got Fucking Expensive)

I have no car.

Brakes melted.

I'm not too sad about it.

Like something is wrong or you forgot to do something...

I ALWAYS have it.

Not having it nowadays feels weird.

However, having it all the time feels terrible.

I do likes me some WaWa BLTs.

They is delicious.

If you sleep upside down you dream in black and white.

Finally.

And they are damn comfortable.

I'd tell the children to raise their hands if they loved Jesus.

Above them would be surgical bone saws, just low enough to cut off a hand...

Or two...or twenty four...depending on how big the class is or if the really excited kids raise both...

It involves a title and a sentence or two.

Three if I'm feeling frisky.

I'm not feeling frisky.

I'm gasping for breath...