easy humor

[im_a_twit]

"Oh what are you wearing cookie? A lovely mint milano pack" 
"Hey candy let me help you with that wrapper"
"So the day jesus came back from the dead what should we do?
How 'bout eggs?!"
"Why is there a...pine tree...in the living room?"
"I dated an asian girl once. She was very  Asian, she was a panda."

yes i am aware that i am slightly retarded and

Comments

[dead_like_me_17]

what is this stuff from? its hilarious!!