What made just have a most excellent week?
A. He ate 4 pounds of cheese is 6 mins.
B. He watched Harry Potter 18 times.
C. He made out with his teacher.
D. He finaly beat up a kid because he got pissed off.
E. He had sex with 6 ladies!

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Hey Everyone call me!

oh wait don't, my cell phone got stolen.

well i also got a mirado black warrior and a free t-shirt today, so thats a good thing.

and just incase: mirado black warrior = best fucking pencil in the word.

Atleast I woke up next to a hot female!...Curts gay.

So, yesterday I went shopping at target with a girl that lives down the hall, and all I saw was Christmas stuff everywhere. It didnt' make sense because wasn't halloween like a week ago? That means Thanksgiving is next, not Christmas, DUH! Well the point is my room smells good now, those plug in air puff things are fucking amazing, I think they ( Read more... )

You know what I love...BEER!

Halo 2, Tomorrow midnight, BITCHES!

Dude, halo sucks, what the hell.

Yea, psh whatever, it fucking rules. And by rules i mean its my excuse to live in my room for weeks at a time and have no one think i am a lame homosexual with no friends.

Yea, you are a fag.

Well mother fucking shit god damn ass tounge anal blow forteen cheese blargg fat pig tampon blood in the eye orange anus with a straw fuck god damn shit ass pogojesus cheese deusche sac dragon bloody tooth anal juice face twice in the butt with a forty foot cock ass shower fucker i anal juice dick crust(haha) cunt rag desk vagina boob oral sex with ( Read more... )

Hey everybody, today is Friday and that means its time to Fri...Well anyways college is getting more fun everyday. I even enjoied the history lecture today. That only happens twice in a life time, so I have one more left. Hey remember that time I was in history class and this kid went on a rampage and crush hundreds of gold fish into the carpets ( Read more... )

Well, since lisa and I are not coming down for halloween, we have decided to have a late costume party at the best place in the world, Denny's. So all who concur, and want to attend. Just let me know if it is a good idea.

Sorry i was watching TV...right...Ok who wants to go.