Dear Livejournal, this is called a meme

[im_charlie_btw]

1. Where is your cell phone?
dunno

2. Your significant other?
AMAZING!

3. Your hair?
blonde

Comments

[little_shephard]

2. You've got a significant other, have you? Do I know 'em?
11. Not the cloud monster?
14. Definitely not.
16. Any reason?
21. I don't think Hurley would appreciate that.

OOC: Got bored. :D Hope you don't mind!

[im_charlie_btw]

2. If you don't know her, you should. She's a real stunner.
11. The cloud monster is a ponce.
14. Glad you noticed.
16. They're mythical!
21. He hasn't seen it so far. No harm done.

[little_shephard]

2. Oh is she? What's she like?
11. You know you're afraid of it, Charlie.
14. Of course, you could be related to one. Your ears are a bit on the large side.
16. Yeah, but what would you do with it?
21. Wait til he does.

[im_charlie_btw]

2. She's very beautiful, much smarter than me, and for some reason laughs at my jokes, though I can't very well understand why.
11. Am not.
12. How rude!
16. Train it to bring me other mythical things. Like Christmas elves.
21. I'm waiting.