Trust me... He's not dead!!!!

[im_dead]

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian man who was believed dead caused panic when he returned, causing villagers to think he had come back as a ghost, the Times of India reported Monday.
Children screamed "Ghost! Ghost!" and villagers locked their doors when

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[aggrivated_pixi]

You tell him...

You say...

LISTEN YOU IMPOSTER ZOMBIE GUY, ONLY IM DEAD!

And make him get back in the kitchen and make you a pie!!!

[maytel]

HAHAHHAHAHA funny story.. hey stupid shit like that can happen here too man! Look at the politicians we all think they're "saints" but they're actually sent from SATANNNNNNNNNNN MUHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
... *cough*.. . muha HA ... er.. yeah