Despair 10

[im_in_despair]

Attention, all Memento Eden school system students!

As your Social Studies teacher, I find it necessary to help you all determine your limitations in life. You can, after all, only expect to cling to hope for so long.
With this in mind, I would like to conuct...

A SURVEY OF YOUR DESPAIRS!
All students, please reply here with your three greatest

Comments

[da_beat_is_on]

Uh... Lessee...

I gotta get a job with less moskeetos mozzkit biting things an' stuff. Uh...

Eat like six bowls of curry at dinner.

Oh yeah. An' I gotta get my memory back.

[im_in_despair]

Well, that second one is pretty reasonable, I suppose.

[da_beat_is_on]

Whatchu talkin' bout, man? They all reason'ble.

[im_in_despair]

If they're so reasonable, it's because you're not setting your sights high enough to achieve true despair!

[forever_static]

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*will be watching the proceedings closely*

[warrior_zero]

This sounds like quite an improper assignment to give to students, Nozomu.

[im_in_despair]

Nonsense! I'm teaching my students about the reality of the future.

[warrior_zero]

If you're a Social Studies teacher, you should be teaching about the reality of the past.

[im_in_despair]

You might be confusing Social Studies with History. Besides, how can I teach the past when nobody has any memories of it?

[x_of_time_x]

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Not that I'm a student, but. You're kidding, right?

[im_in_despair]

Nope.

[x_of_time_x]

And you don't see any way this might be a bad idea.

[im_in_despair]

Of course it's a bad idea! Live is a never-ending chain of having to choose between multiple bad ideas.

[king_of_thunder]

I don't have any limitations.

[im_in_despair]

Then why are you still here?

[king_of_thunder]

...

Shut up.