It seems that people are having a lot of trouble keeping secrets recently! One might be tempted to ask why we are all suddenly being forced to tell the truth, but a more pressing question has already presented itself:
Why is our society thrust into such chaos by something as simple as honesty?
Well,
I'll tell you why:
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY BUILT ON LIES AND DECEPTION!
Every time anybody interacts with anybody else in an even slightly meaningful way, there is a mutual understanding that they are being lied to on some level! The world as we know it couldn't exist without a network of millions of lies supporting it!
- Companies selling products by lying about their huge defects!
- Relationships staying afloat thanks to men lying about where they went last night!
- An anime getting a third season thanks to the director lying about a surprise twist ending!
This world is FILLED with things that are only held together by dishonesty! One of the great virtues pushed by our ancestors is in reality a deadly threat to the fabric of society!
I'M IN DESPAIR!
This deceptive world has left me in despair!