Despair 18

[im_in_despair]

It seems that our resident gym teacher has taken it upon himself to vanish mysteriously without appointing a successor! Thus, until the situation is resolved, I will take it upon myself to preside over both Social Studies and gym class!

Now, before we can begin, I must

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

Rats, I was hoping class would be canceled. But at least it sounds like it won't be completely insane now.

I completely agree with, Professor. Best to take it easy in gym.

((ooc: Damn code errors!))

[im_in_despair]

Hold on! Don't think that just because I've removed the physical safety hazards that gym is going to be an easy A!

[no_good_tsuna]

I never expect an easy A. But less pain would be nice.

[im_in_despair]

Since we won't be grading you on the limits of your physical body, we must instead give you a grade on the strength of your soul! In other words, your worth as a human being!

[vonperfect]

Ah, yes, however, if you don't get proper exercise, you will fall into similar ruin I suppose, simply a slow, downward spiral. I suppose that you are damned one way or another, fool.

[im_in_despair]

Correct! Whether you push your physical limits too much, or not enough, you're equally doomed! Gym class is a deadly balancing act!

[vonperfect]

But as you have outlined, the most immediate danger comes in injury, and whoever happens to be in charge of the gym department at the time will be held responsible. A balancing act quite difficult, you know, and if you are the one declaring what should and what should not be done in the gym class, in the event that something terrible happens, you will be to blame. Do you really want that?

[im_in_despair]

When I became a teacher, I was fully aware that everything I did would, one way or another, be construed as a failure! Whether or not I teach gym has no bearing on this!

[da_beat_is_on]

Dude.

Uncool.

[im_in_despair]

As it turns out, there are more important things in life than being "cool!"

[da_beat_is_on]

Safe ain't one of 'em, yo!

[im_in_despair]

Taking everything to the limit during your youth will end with health problems and expensive insurance later in life!