I have done so many illegal things today, but it has all worked out for the better.

OMG OK SO LIKE AT WORK MNOONE WAS THERE FOR THE ALST 1 1/2 HOURS SO LIKE, WE, AS ATEAM, CRUSHED UP LIKE 60 MINTS AND MADE WEIR TEA, THEN WE MIXED IT WITH COFFEE AND THEN WE DRANK IT AND NOW I NEED TO MOVE EVERYWHEREALLTHETIME

Waking up is always such a disappointment.

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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I really want $100,000 and a month of free time so I can recreate the cover to "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" in any way I see fit.

My mom is taking me to portland(p-town) tomorrow and she wont say why, she says it has to do with my birthday. I hope she is taking me to one of those places where they hit you with bibles and scream about how upon judgement day god will spare no faggots.

saw a movie

DAD: "There's the fucking kittens!"
MOM: "They aren't fucking kittens Mark, they are just kittens."
MOM: "Are they cute?"
DAD: "YES."

Your dating personality profile:

Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. ( Read more... )

It's almost as if she did not appreciate how cool I was bein'.