I don't understand why in life we put such a huge focus on relationships, and love, and marriage, and all that gay shit. I mean are these things really what we need to be happy? I realized very recently it's actually been YEARS since i've had an actual boyfriend. I've had a few flings (read: guys being nice to me in attempt to get in my pants). But ( Read more... )

Ryan has already pledged his cock to my cause. Will you?

I downloaded a new internet browser tonite, and i'm REALLY excited about it (does that make me exceptionally lame?). It's called firefox, and it's the fuckin shit. It has all these fun add ons you can download. I downloaded this adorable theme. It rocks my socks. I also downloaded a little jig so I can control my media player from tool bar. Jealous ( Read more... )

I used to think i had no one to talk to, then i realized i just had nothing to say.

We all have friends. We love them, they make us laugh. In most cases they consume a very large portion of our lives. More times than not, if asked, you would say you would do absolutely anything for your friends. But at what point do you stop and really ask yourself, how far should you go for your friends? At what point do you stop patronizing, ( Read more... )

Shut up!!!!!!! Shut the fuck up!

Ok thats all i have bye.