1st Strawberry [Phone/Action]

[im_the_cute_one]

A.

Hello, hello! If you're going to kidnap me, you could at least lock me up or something. This is really boring. I mean, I kind of expected it someday, but I didn't think you'd be this bad at it. It's kind of embarrassing. The front door is open and everything. Are you gonna do anything about? I'm just going to leave, you know. Really. I mean it.

Comments

A

[pasodoble]

But I didn't kidnap you.

[im_the_cute_one]

You did, you know. It's too late to declare you've got amnesia. A responsible citizen pays for their crimes.

[pasodoble]

But it wasn't me-- At least, I don't think so. . . Ah, that's right! But it wasn't me!

[im_the_cute_one]

Can't stick to your story, huh? Maybe you should come down to the station for a little talk.

C

[sting_like_a]

[Miakis is hanging out in the kitchen, eating cookies. OM NOM NOM.

And there is a small girl climbing through the window. Uh... well, whatever.]

My, my, what a polite young lady you are~

[im_the_cute_one]

Ah. You caught me.

[Finishes climbing in anyways.]

Are those cookies?

[sting_like_a]

You're not very good at being sneaky~

[Miu doesn't look very dangerous, so Miakis just... shrugs and watches her.]

Yup! My hubby made 'em.

[im_the_cute_one]

I used to be good at it, but I haven't eaten in days~! I'm...probably dying soon.

C

[dawwwrkness]

[Upon hearing noises... Rumia decides to do the logical thing and hide... in the fridge. If you're quick or observant, you might see the fridge door move slightly as you sneak into the window, as if it closed itself!]

[im_the_cute_one]

[Oh. Hey. Someone's in the fridge. The logical thing to do? Move a table in front of it. Sit on a chair and wait.]

[dawwwrkness]

[Rumia tries to open the door and come out now... only to find she's trapped. Cue screaming]

Hey! Hey! I'm stuck in hereeeeee!

[im_the_cute_one]

What's that?!

I'll save you!

[Over-exaggerated struggling noises go here. She pulls open the fridge and yells at Rumia.]

You're free now! Everything's going to be okay!

C! [ And thank you I have an idea for my next post. Also prev. comment deleted cuz I can't type ] ]

[inababanchou]

[ Far be it from reasoning to explain why a twelve year old is sneaking into Souji's house through the window, even if the window is next to the already propped open front door. But delicious smells, like, really delicious smells are coming from the kitchen!

Upon entry into the kitchen...

>Delicious smells are coming from the oven and the table.

>On the table are three dozen chocolate chip cookies, still steamy hot on their metal cookie sheets and ooey gooey chocolate is glistening from the kitchen light.

>Souji has an apron on and he is washing a few things in the sink and his back is turned to Miu.

>The refrigerator is next to the kitchen entrance next to Miu.

Wat do? ]

yessssss

[im_the_cute_one]

[The front door would be too easy, Souji! She's more interested in the cookies. So she'll start to take one.]

Did you make these, Miss?

[inababanchou]

[ Souji turns around. Clearly a man. ]

Uhh.

[ Well what do you expect to happen when you leave the door wide open? People will come in! Even if Miu came in through the window like a ninja. ]

...

Yes, I made those.

[ Watching her reach for a cookie. ]

Oh, no, they're very hot. You'll burn your hand. The pan is very hot too. I just took those out of the oven.

[im_the_cute_one]

Guess I have no choice! I'll take them to go, please~.

C

[justiceinamask]

[Well, Miu - you may be about to make the most shocking discovery of your life. You see, Vayne recently got his alchemy back (... so did Flay, but why would he do work?) and has been doing nothing but making gold bars out of random crap! ... There are so many that they've kind of started to invade the kitchen, too. Flay doesn't seem to mind, only glancing up from polishing his sword when he hears someone... climbing through the window?]

... You there! What are you doing? [Okay, she looks like she's like... twelve, but Anna's twelve too, so he's not going to assume she's a normal kid.]

I don't have an icon for this scene

[im_the_cute_one]

[Holy shit. Gold. This is even better than cookies. And there's so much of it!]

What's it look like I'm doing? Hiding from a bunch of jerks. Can you protect me?!

Does anyone?

[justiceinamask]

Protect you? Of course I can protect you! Who's after you, though? I'll beat some sense into them!

[... Nope. Not even questioning this. Good job, Flay.]

I do now.

[im_the_cute_one]

There are drones outside!

[Gold.]

They have nunchucks!