Chuck Norris Is a Badass!

[im_ur_emo_buddy]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only

Comments

[2late2bgracious]

I don't get it.
:(

[28thvoodoo]

She is simply explaining why Chuck Norris is god's only equal

Besides Vin Diesel.

[2late2bgracious]

wtf is a chuck norris?

if you have to ban me, get it over with. i dont do well when dealing with my own stupidity.

[maurerpower]

Watch out, you are only seconds away from death by Chuck Norris.