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ima_greywarden

[Written]

Sep 17, 2011 00:26

[Hello there, conveniently placed book in the middle of a not-so-creepy forest. Let's see what use you have. His writing, by the way, isn't exactly the prettiest penmanship that ever there was. To put it lightly.]Dear Trouser Bandits ( Read more... )

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[Written] maidenofdemise September 17 2011, 05:03:07 UTC

Dear Alistair,

Unfortunately for you and the rest of us, those trouser bandits do not like answering us. Any who answer have met the same fate as you have at some point.

However, there is no money in this place. Find the village and you can find your clothing and even a cheese wheel. If you hear a river, follow it upstream and you will find the village.

I would be happy to answer any other questions you may have, sir.

Sincerely,
Tia

[Written] 1/2 ima_greywarden September 17 2011, 06:19:50 UTC

Dear Supposedly not a Trouser Bandit Tia,

Thank you for replying so swiftly. I--

[Sound of a thud, he dropped the book.]

[Voice] ima_greywarden September 17 2011, 06:21:46 UTC

Maker's breath.

Those words weren't there before, right? Right. So then... Magic? Or a possessed... book? Right no, that's just a little too odd. I must have hit my head on something...

I'm just going to... go lie down, under a tree. There's a lot of those. Very charming.

[Voice] maidenofdemise September 17 2011, 06:54:06 UTC

I should warn that it also projects voices. I do not know how it works, but magic is perhaps the best explanation I can offer.

Would it perhaps be easier if I came to find you in the forest so you can see I am indeed a real person?

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[Written] fierybluebird September 20 2011, 03:52:48 UTC

That depends on where you are Alistair.

I didn't take your pants, but I can probably help you find them.

Signed,
Marco

[Voice] ima_greywarden September 22 2011, 16:29:03 UTC

[He's more speaking to himself than to you...]

AHA! But that's exactly what the real Trouser Bandit would say, don't you think? You're not very good at this are you?

Right, and even if you weren't, that's a rather suspicious statement coming from a magical sort of talking... book thing.

[Voice] fierybluebird September 22 2011, 22:20:10 UTC

Have you ever come across pants-thieving magical talking books before? Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't have hands, eh.