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[ima_loner_dotie]

Hey Everyone

Wow...my first open jurnal...*woop woop woop woop* im excited, now you shall all know my amazeing plans for world domination, along with my side kick mary poppins (*cough cough* noelle). she gets the penguin troops, and i'll get the sequence spankies. but enough about that, if you knew any more, I'd have to kill you...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

[martini_june]

Damn you alanna, soon everyone will know of our plans to take over the world. The penguins will be of no use if the monkies are on their side so we had better keep this on the downlow!

p.s. your spankies are out of the laundry and ready for action.... no, your mother didn't use fabric softener...

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

[ima_loner_dotie]

DAMN HER AND HER STARCH! NOW WE SHALL HAVE SOME MAJOR CHAFEING PROBLEMS...ohhh...remeber last time...ouch!

Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

[martini_june]

((shudder)) I remember having to pry those spankies off of you. The powdery film that held them so obsurdly tight to your buttocks was ridiculously thick. I got some in my eyes and was blinded for nearly a week!