cause I have nothing better to do with my time

Jan 12, 2006 17:01

Because I <3 Chuck Norris ( <3 )

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chip83 January 12 2006, 22:35:34 UTC
you have nothing to better to do now...but later when people want to hang out with you youll have homework...you should get started on that now and get ahead...hehe

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thought you could use a few more chip83 January 14 2006, 06:38:32 UTC
Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I've never left a challenger alive ( ... )

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Re: thought you could use a few more chip83 January 14 2006, 06:38:48 UTC
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

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Re: thought you could use a few more ima_reindeer January 14 2006, 18:51:12 UTC
I love you lesley! The top one is the best. I have not heard that one yet.

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LOL!! blitz9 January 13 2006, 04:53:37 UTC
That was one of the best things I've read in quite some time!

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kingjordanwp13 January 13 2006, 17:56:57 UTC
Screw this Chuck Norris fad

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hilaryfan16 January 19 2006, 04:58:49 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

These are hilarious.... They have been making their way around Duke Divinity School for about a month now.... Thanks for a great laugh!:)

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