Thirty Ninth Cloven Body

Mar 08, 2008 15:43

Alright boys 'n girls, there's a right way t' use a meat cleaver and a wrong way. If you'll all just line up, I'll be happy to demonstrate how t' properly use one~

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imachopyou March 8 2008, 21:22:01 UTC
You make it sound like I care about bein' nice.

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imachopyou March 8 2008, 22:21:08 UTC
That's 'cause I like 'em. But I don't know you people, so why worry about bein' nice?

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mouself March 8 2008, 20:55:48 UTC
Really? For free?

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imachopyou March 8 2008, 21:22:12 UTC
Yes indeed~

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mouself March 8 2008, 21:53:51 UTC
What a deal!

Do I get a free meat cleaver with every lesson? Now for only $19.95 on this special LJ offer??

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imachopyou March 8 2008, 22:21:42 UTC
...Y'won't need a meat cleaver once the lesson's over, trust me.

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sleepdebtfairy March 8 2008, 20:57:42 UTC
BARRY, I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

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imachopyou March 8 2008, 21:23:29 UTC
...I don't even know you.

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sleepdebtfairy March 8 2008, 21:35:26 UTC
But I love you!

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imachopyou March 8 2008, 22:22:17 UTC
O-kay, might I ask how you know me if I don't know you?

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jmsilvercat March 9 2008, 00:44:32 UTC
And how many people do you expect to fall for that?

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imachopyou March 9 2008, 01:04:47 UTC
Quite a few have, so far.

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jmsilvercat March 9 2008, 01:07:34 UTC
Strange. Obviously I overestimated their common sense.

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imachopyou March 9 2008, 01:18:08 UTC
Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

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