Twelve Cloven Bodies

[imachopyou]

Well I'm glad that shit's finally over. Only one good curse out of three. First I get stuck thinking I'm in a god damned wasteland, then I get covered in blood (which I actually enjoyed quite a lot, mind you), then EVERYONE gets to see how I got this body. Fucking WONDERFUL. Lust, if you say anything, I will carve your mouth out of your skull

Comments

[guardianed]

...Hm.

[imachopyou]

Like the idea?

[guardianed]

...It's more a question of whether the rest of the City that wanted to keep you in custody would feel comfortable enough with the idea.

[imachopyou]

...Good point.

[the_bastard_ds]

Hmmm.. sounds suspicious, if you ask me.

[imachopyou]

I'm a perfectly honest butcher, dammit!

[the_bastard_ds]

But what sort of meat would you be serving?

[imachopyou]

Pork, beef, chicken, turkey, your typical butcher's shop fair. I'm not a fucking cannibal.

[deduced]

[ooc: This comment doesn't exist~ =P It's just Ed freaking out about the fact that the three of them live above a Butcher's shop. u__u]

OOC

[imachopyou]

...Poor Ed. XD

[jollygoodform]

You're...uh....

Well..uhm.

Good luck!

[ooc: Congrats, you've just confused and amused him]

[imachopyou]

Thanks!

((Hah, I win!~))

[jollygoodform]

Where will it be? I'll come by to visit!

...Are you sure you'll be allowed to open up a shop?

[imachopyou]

...I dunno where it'll be or if I'll even be able to open it. Gotta see what the police-like people say first.

[dark_passenger]

A Butcher Shop, hmm?
What's on the menu?

[imachopyou]

The preliminary menu is various cuts of pork, beef, chicken, turkey, and lunch meats. I'll make a more refined menu once I see what the City's got to offer.

[dark_passenger]

PORK SANDWICHES!

Sounds pretty good.

[imachopyou]

Glad you like the sounds of it.

Of course, I need to actually be allowed to open the shop, first.