Sixteen Cloven Bodies

[imachopyou]

WHAT. THE. FUCKING. HELL.There is sand EVERYWHERE. IT'S IN MY FUCKING ARMOR, DAMMIT. If I get scratched up because of this curse and it DOESN'T go away once it's over, I'm gonna be pissed. Seriously, all you sacks of meat going on about how nice this is? I should chop you all up. I can't stand listening to "OHMYGODTHISISSOAWESOMEIT'SJUSTLIKEHOME

Comments

[lustydoom]

Barry.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm serious.

[imachopyou]

Oh, I'm sure you love this too. Or have you found some place away from all this crap?

[lustydoom]

It's not that bad. Bitching makes it bad.

[imachopyou]

Forgive me for it then, Lusty.

[jollygoodform]

Shame about your armor, Barry...

[imachopyou]

I'm just hoping it's fine once the curse is over.

[imachopyou]

((Because sand is bad for nice shiny armor.))

[the_bastard_ds]

Careful not to get sunburnt.

[imachopyou]

I'll just reflect the sun into your eyes and blind you.

[the_bastard_ds]

I'll just burn your loincloth off again. Or maybe give you some water so you can rust.

[imachopyou]

IT'S NOT A LOINCLOTH. And if you bring water anywhere near me, I'm hacking you to pieces.

[guardianed]

Barry...

[imachopyou]

What?

filtered to Barry;

[guardianed]

Don't get yourself into trouble.

Filtered to Hawkeye

[imachopyou]

Don't worry about me~