Thirty Five Cloven Bodies

[imachopyou]

Alright, so I haven't been paying attention lately, sue me. I haven't been particularly interested in things 'round and about here. Since it always seems t' be the same damned thing over and over. But eh, whatever. I swear, there's nothin' for me to do around here, since I can't go and chop anyone up. Don't see any point in settin' up a butcher

Comments

[guardianed]

Arrivals and departures as normal, Barry.

[imachopyou]

I figured as much.

So how ya been?

[guardianed]

Could be better. You've been behaving yourself, I see.

[imachopyou]

I think we all could be better, bein' stuck here. And of course I am, it's not any fun to go out and enjoy myself if the person could turn around and fry me.

[ex_janvalent852]

I'm kinda of surprised you don't do guard duty at the prison.

[imachopyou]

I've been a guard before, and it's boring as hell. And seriously, who the he'll hire a serial killer to work as a guard?

[ex_janvalent852]

They might here cause who fuckin better to keep prisoners in line?