My Ex Girlfriend

[imachronicliar]

A few years ago, she was a hard working, beautiful, semi sophisticated, piece of fun to be around modern art. After recent conversation and minimal observation, Ive come to the conclusion that she has transformed herself into a feces obsessed, Jobless, self-righteous, un-lady like raging alcoholic that is now shacked up with a rough trick named Jim

Comments

LOL

[whyusomeantome]

is his name really jim?

douche.

[anonymous]

Ive currently fallen on hard times in the way of employment but dont act like youve never been jobless. My boyfriends name isnt jim, its fox. We live with your cat in a very clean apartment by state and although we dont have a beer pong table in the kitchen I have never been more content. I asked you if you would come to my wedding for a reason... get off your high horse and act like a friend.

On a different note; banging married cougars outside of bars doesnt mean youre living the good life.

Re: douche.

[imachronicliar]

I understand the whole "you getting fired from your dream job" thing was completely unfair, but have you lost your sense of humor, you pruned labia? I apologize, I have no right to assume a beautiful, talented, articulate, creative, witty, real, wing serving, individual like yourself is sitting at home 80% of the week watching movies, drinking alcohol, staring at yourself in the mirror, thinking of "cute things to wear", with my cat. Fox is a sweet name, its also a pretty badass animal.