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[imacunt]

ive woken up with 2 boys this week. and asked out on 4 dates by the gays.
but this morning i jerked off about a certain female coworker.

on my way to work today i overheard this from some guy on a cell phone:
"oh man, this is what my therapist told me...!"
hahaha

Comments

[vegancore_loser]

...random. i love hearing awkward bits from peoples' cell phone conversations (because people think that since they can't hear whoevere they're on the phone with that they need to scream louder. ew.)
<333steph

[julian_is_god]

humans. such interesting creatures.

[queenwashu]

You are interesting in itself. We don't message each other anymore and that makes me a sad panda :(