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VERY ODD SERIES OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE GIVEN ME, KITE. NONETHELESS, I ANSWERED THEM TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES.
1. WHERE WERE YOU AT 3:02 THIS MORNING?
I WAS ATTEMPTING TO PLAY THE VIOLIN. AGAIN.
2. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF THIS MORNING?
THE POSSIBILITY THAT THIS UNIVERSE IS MERELY A HULLUCIANTION FORCED UPON ME BY WIZARDS WHO HAD INHALED TOO MANY CHEMICAL FUMES.
3. IS THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN YOU?
I CERTAINLY DO NOT CRUSH PEOPLE. HOWEVER, I WILL ESTIMATE THAT MOST EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD IS YOUNGER THAN MYSELF.
4. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
I FED BINKY.
5. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO DO THIS WEEKEND?
EXIST.
6. DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP 3 MONTHS FROM NOW?
I DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIPS IN THE TERM YOU HUMANS TYPICALLY USE IT, BUT I HAVE MET QUITE A FEW PEOPLE HERE I WISH TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH.
7. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
IS THERE MUSIC PLAYING?
8. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU LOVE THEM?
I AM, IN GENERAL TERMS, INCAPABLE OF SUCH EMOTIONS.
9. HOW'S YOU'RE HEART LATELY.
NONEXISTENT?
10. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 7 A.M?
...STILL ATTEMPTING TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.
11. WHAT WERE YOU DOING THIS AFTERNOON AT 12 P.M.?
FOLLOWING VEXEN. YOU HAD GUM ON YOUR LEFT SHOE, BY THE WAY.
13. WHAT WAS THE LAST REASON YOU CRIED?
I DON'T HAVE EYES.
THERE IS A NUMBER MISSING. IS FOURTEEN AN UNLUCKY NUMBER IN THE WRITER'S WORLD?
15. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THEATERS?
MOVIE?
16. HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN WITHOUT A LICENSE?
I DON'T NEED TO DRIVE.
17. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY WERE HIGH?
I HOLD QUITE A FEW CONVERSATIONS AT GREAT HEIGHTS... THEY GENERALLY DON'T LAST LONG.
18. HOW MANY RED LIGHTS HAVE YOU RUN?
WHY WOULD I RUN THROUGH LIGHT?
19. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED WHILE IN THE SHOWER?
I NEITHER CRY NOR TAKE SHOWERS.
20. HAVE YOU EVER, IN ANY WAY, BEEN BETRAYED BY SOMEONE YOU TRUSTED?
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO TRUST PEOPLE.
21. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE GIVEN ROSES?
VERY LONG AGO. FOR FATHER'S DAY.
22. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU ARE CRAVING NOW?
IN WHAT SENSE?
23. WHERE DID YOUR LAST HUG TAKE PLACE?
THE MAIN ENTRANCE TO THE MANSION.
24. DO PEOPLE EVER MAKE STUPID MISTAKES WHEN SPELLING OR SAYING YOUR NAME?
MOST KNOW ME TOO WELL TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE. THOUGH I AM SOMETIMES CALLED A "SKELLINGTON" BY SMALL CHILDREN.
25. DO YOU DRINK TEA?
YES.
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A COP?
I SAW A MEMBER OF THE NIGHT WATCH NOT TOO LONG BEFORE I ARRIVED HERE.
27. DO YOU WET THE TOOTHBRUSH BEFORE THE TOOTHPASTE?
TOOTH... PASTE?
28. DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU?
PERHAPS A FEW WITHIN THE MANSION. HOWEVER, MOST OF MY FANS ARE VERY UNBALANCED INDIVIDUALS.
29. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS?
I'D LIKE TO GO AN ENTIRE YEAR WITHOUT AN APOCALYPSE.
30. TAG FIVE PEOPLE.
PEOPLE AREN'T CATTLE, AND EVEN THE COWS WOULD DEBATE THE ETHICS OF TAGGING THEM.
1. WHERE WERE YOU AT 3:02 THIS MORNING?
I WAS ATTEMPTING TO PLAY THE VIOLIN. AGAIN.
2. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF THIS MORNING?
THE POSSIBILITY THAT THIS UNIVERSE IS MERELY A HULLUCIANTION FORCED UPON ME BY WIZARDS WHO HAD INHALED TOO MANY CHEMICAL FUMES.
3. IS THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN YOU?
I CERTAINLY DO NOT CRUSH PEOPLE. HOWEVER, I WILL ESTIMATE THAT MOST EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD IS YOUNGER THAN MYSELF.
4. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
I FED BINKY.
5. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO DO THIS WEEKEND?
EXIST.
6. DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP 3 MONTHS FROM NOW?
I DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIPS IN THE TERM YOU HUMANS TYPICALLY USE IT, BUT I HAVE MET QUITE A FEW PEOPLE HERE I WISH TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH.
7. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
IS THERE MUSIC PLAYING?
8. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU LOVE THEM?
I AM, IN GENERAL TERMS, INCAPABLE OF SUCH EMOTIONS.
9. HOW'S YOU'RE HEART LATELY.
NONEXISTENT?
10. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 7 A.M?
...STILL ATTEMPTING TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.
11. WHAT WERE YOU DOING THIS AFTERNOON AT 12 P.M.?
FOLLOWING VEXEN. YOU HAD GUM ON YOUR LEFT SHOE, BY THE WAY.
13. WHAT WAS THE LAST REASON YOU CRIED?
I DON'T HAVE EYES.
THERE IS A NUMBER MISSING. IS FOURTEEN AN UNLUCKY NUMBER IN THE WRITER'S WORLD?
15. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THEATERS?
MOVIE?
16. HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN WITHOUT A LICENSE?
I DON'T NEED TO DRIVE.
17. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY WERE HIGH?
I HOLD QUITE A FEW CONVERSATIONS AT GREAT HEIGHTS... THEY GENERALLY DON'T LAST LONG.
18. HOW MANY RED LIGHTS HAVE YOU RUN?
WHY WOULD I RUN THROUGH LIGHT?
19. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED WHILE IN THE SHOWER?
I NEITHER CRY NOR TAKE SHOWERS.
20. HAVE YOU EVER, IN ANY WAY, BEEN BETRAYED BY SOMEONE YOU TRUSTED?
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO TRUST PEOPLE.
21. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE GIVEN ROSES?
VERY LONG AGO. FOR FATHER'S DAY.
22. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU ARE CRAVING NOW?
IN WHAT SENSE?
23. WHERE DID YOUR LAST HUG TAKE PLACE?
THE MAIN ENTRANCE TO THE MANSION.
24. DO PEOPLE EVER MAKE STUPID MISTAKES WHEN SPELLING OR SAYING YOUR NAME?
MOST KNOW ME TOO WELL TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE. THOUGH I AM SOMETIMES CALLED A "SKELLINGTON" BY SMALL CHILDREN.
25. DO YOU DRINK TEA?
YES.
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A COP?
I SAW A MEMBER OF THE NIGHT WATCH NOT TOO LONG BEFORE I ARRIVED HERE.
27. DO YOU WET THE TOOTHBRUSH BEFORE THE TOOTHPASTE?
TOOTH... PASTE?
28. DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU?
PERHAPS A FEW WITHIN THE MANSION. HOWEVER, MOST OF MY FANS ARE VERY UNBALANCED INDIVIDUALS.
29. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS?
I'D LIKE TO GO AN ENTIRE YEAR WITHOUT AN APOCALYPSE.
30. TAG FIVE PEOPLE.
PEOPLE AREN'T CATTLE, AND EVEN THE COWS WOULD DEBATE THE ETHICS OF TAGGING THEM.