current clothing: tank and jeans...heh as usual ( Read more... )

1.Go into your LJ's archives.
2.Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4.Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

who ever thought to put sugar into a spinny thing to make cotton candy?

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says ( Read more... )

FIRSTS ( Read more... )

"maybe you need to get him a penis enlarger, so at least he can look like a man, even if he doesn't act like one"

"you're one curvacious biatch...and i mean that in the most christian way possible"

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