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Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
Song: Blood Red Summer
Artist: Coheed and Cambria
Comment: It is, appropriately enough, summertime, and I guess I need to do something that will distract me from cutting myself.
What's currently in your fridge?
Song: Transatlanticism
Artist: Death Cab For Cutie
Comment: Apparently the Atlantic Ocean is in my fridge. Go figure.
Your biggest nightmare?
Song: All Things Ordinary
Artist: The Anniversary
Comment: I live like Paris Hilton. I must only have the best. To wake up in a normal suburban home would just be horrifying.
What place would you like to visit?
Song: Girl On the Wing
Artist: The Shins
Comment: The "wing," because there is a girl I would like to visit.
A reason to commit suicide?
Song: The New Zero
Artist: Rasputina
Comment: It would make things terribly confusing. It's not a good reason, but there you go.
Why are we here?
Song: Mother May I
Artist: Coheed and Cambria
Comment: To play a neverending childhood game.
Something you never dared to say to anyone...?
Song: Passenger Seat
Artist: Death Cab For Cutie
Comment: O...kay?
One thing the world really doesn't need?
Song: As I Rise
Artist: The Decemberists
Comment: Well, perhaps the rising in question pertains to the rising of the dead, like zombies. In this case, I would have to agree that the world does not need zombies.
What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Song: Canyon Inn, Room 16
Artist: Murder By Death
Comment: All I know is that the song's about sex, which doesn't really interest me, so I can't say that this is an entirely truthful answer.
If you could invent something, what would it be?
Song: Speechless
Artist: The Juliana Theory
Comment: I'm pretty sure that the process of removing the voice box has already been invented.
The last thing you say before you die?
Song: The Crowing
Artist: Coheed and Cambria
Comment: So will I actually say "the crowing" or will I just make a horrific crowing noise? Because, really, the latter would be an awesome way to go out with a bang.
What's your destiny?
Song: A Gentleman Caller
Artist: Cursive
Comment: I guess I won't have to be the crazy cat lady after all.
What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Song: Blister
Artist: Jimmy Eat World
Comment: No, I don't know either.
Why do people go fishing?
Song: Hands Down
Artist: Dashboard Confessional
Comment: Because it is, hands down, the best sport ever.
What would you do with your slaves?
Song: Rebellion (Lies)
Artist: The Arcade Fire
Comment: I don't like the sounds of that.
Is there a man on the moon?
Song: Piano Song
Artist: The Juliana Theory
Comment: If by "man" you mean "piano man," then yes. Because piano men almost certainly play piano songs.
How does hell look like?
Song: Ligeia
Artist: Bedlight for Blueeyes
Comment: Hell looks like girls who cry themselves to sleep at night. I don't know what to make of this.
About what would you like to write a book?
Song: California One/Youth and Beauty Brigade
Artist: The Decemberists
Comment: They are a prolific and society-changing organization and it is about time that they got some recognition.
The best thing ever is...?
Song: Leave Like a Ghost (Drive Away)
Artist: The Juliana Theory
Comment: The leaving in question refers to leaving Stoughton. This is certainly a good thing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Song: Pickpocket
Artist: At the Drive-In
Comment: Because he saw a socialite and a businessman and needed to decide which one was more worthy of getting their money stolen.
Why do you listen to music?
Song: 12.23.95
Artist: Jimmy Eat World
Comment: Well, duh.
What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
Song: Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity
Artist: Gustav Holst, who is my boyfriend
Comment: These answers are just getting worse and worse.
Why are other people so stupid?
Song: Intergalactic Menopause
Artist: Murder By Death
Comment: They're too busy being angry to learn anything in school. And, you know, I understand that. They're going through menopause. In space. Half of them aren't even supposed to have ovaries!
Last thing you ate?
Song: If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop?
Artist: The Juliana Theory
Comment: I was being force-fed 831 glasses of apple juice over the span of four hours.
Why is grass green?
Song: Transylvanian Concubine
Artist: Rasputina
Comment: Because of the vampires.
Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
Song: Crossing the Frame
Artist: Coheed and Cambria
Comment: Alternate dimension Maria, of course.
What should you stop doing?
Song: Every Thug Needs a Lady
Artist: Alkaline Trio
Comment: Playing matchmaker to thugs? I don't really know.
A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Song: The D In Detroit
Artist: The Anniversary
Comment: Remember, kids: Spelling counts!