GOD I HAVE TO UPDATE THIS THING AGAIN

[imadistraction]

It's been five weeks. My bad!

Regarding employment: I got a job at Culvers. I spent two days cleaning up after miserable wretches who think it's adorable when their children leave huge messes at the biggest tables that everyone wants to sit at. Then I was certified for sweeping? And since then I've been bringing food to people and awkwardly

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[xspectra16x]

o.o Sounds like the deadly infectious strain of projectile vomiting is full of herself!... Soz?

Come on over! I'll make you sweet potato pie!

[imadistraction]

I think she just has a lot on her mind and figures I'm the best one to talk to about it. That is my role in life: amateur therapist!

I SWEAR I WILL VISIT YOU BEFORE THE SUMMER IS OVER. MARK MY WORD.