i saw ty pennington today (guy from trading spaces and re-building home thing on abc) he is soooooo dreamy in person :swoons:

i really wish i coulda helped out with the sandbagging...done a good deed..but whadda gonna do..

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential ( Read more... )

im sucha nerd, well i didnt realize how shy i was..i havent been out in ages because i was always working and now that i have time being in social activites i freeze and get really quiet. I totally need to get out more loosen up. So yeah I got this bunk e-mail from a fake pay-pal asking for my info and i almost fell into it..jeeze that woulda ( Read more... )

so yeah on friday i told my boss i was going to leave at the end of june, It FELT SO f-in Great! no no so fuckin great you heard me im dropin the f-bomb. Yes ive been there for 5yrs now and its my staple place im at..mo=spencers and spencers=mo but christ it sucks hardcore and not in that good suckin way. just alot of drama and my boss turned into ( Read more... )

Lewis Black Is not coming to zanies or any area around here for his tour! bogus..maybe the date will be added later. I want to become a stepford wife I wonder if there is a class for that.

i bashed up my thumb doing garbage at work..bastard compactor..I want to quit my job so bad but i would have no place to go..i have to go somewere where i can be "animated" as my mom describes me. So yeah my thumb is all black and blue and it kinda hurts but its that hurt where its just a bothersome and you feel really dumb for getting it hurt. ( Read more... )

i was eating a cupcake while walking not just any cupcake..a buttercream cupcake with a mound of frosting..it was ok untill i couldnt breath!!! the cupcake was so thick the chunk i was gnawing on blocked up all my breathing parts..it was insane

i dont like the old king of the hills..but i like the fact that bobby "just aint right" in the old ones. I had a dentist thing today it was lame because it was at 11am thats to close to lunch and its losing the whole day to laying in bed all puffy and hurting. I took this nap watching henry rollins though and that was good. then some jack off ( Read more... )

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