I woke up tonight to the sounds of shouting across the street. I've never met the occupants of this particular house, but apparently the woman of the place had locked her boyfriend or husband out. He certainly was sparing no expense to his vocal chords while letting her and the rest of the world know exactly how he felt about it ( Read more... )

Sitting here pondering, lurking an ecru maze ( Read more... )

Sometimes I sit here and stare at a blank journal update screen for long periods of time, wondering whether or not I should write about things like this ( Read more... )

"2am and she calls me because me cause i'm still awake.

can you help me unravel my latest mistake?

i don't love him. winter just wasn't my season."

(i should never be awake at this hour"yeah we walked through the door, so accusing their eyes ( Read more... )

There are just some things that really should not be done on nights with full moons ( Read more... )

I can't say I'm entirely surprised by this. Due to certain waste-of-flesh coworkers' questionable time management practices, my whole department is now being required to fill out weekly forms to track how we are spending our time at work. Erk. Really, what's next? Tracking devices? Leg shackles ( Read more... )

I'm no medical professional, but isn't it an extraordinarily bad thing when your left hand keeps getting all tingly and falling asleep?

I'm far too young for shit. I take care of myself and I don't smoke. I busted my ass losing a ton of weight over the last year and a half, and I'm apparently having a coronary anyway.

Perfect.

She craved the excitement, the mystery, the suspense. It was in the way she trembled, holding that little slip of paper. The way she reeked of longing when it slipped fluttering through her fingers, beginning its eternity long descent toward the floor. The way she knew it would destroy her when she found out what it was ( Read more... )

( Snipped again because I'm a nice guy )

As challenged by besideserato, who asked "what would happen if your exes were put into the same room ( Read more... )