Spiderman! Spiderman!
Takes a shit in a coffee can!
Hahah, yes he does.
But right now, this is Bizarro Spiderman! The freaky, retarded alternative to that web-slinging 'hero'.
He comes in a package.
He'll grow in 72 hours! 6 times bigger than he is here, so says the package.
Ooops! He's coming up all wrong.
A gay stance
And a growing butt
And he grew some more
Nearly reaching the tip!
But in the process of it all, his leg was all wonky and developed a tumor.
And he began to shrink back oddly.
Hahah, yes he does.
But right now, this is Bizarro Spiderman! The freaky, retarded alternative to that web-slinging 'hero'.
He comes in a package.
He'll grow in 72 hours! 6 times bigger than he is here, so says the package.
Ooops! He's coming up all wrong.
A gay stance
And a growing butt
And he grew some more
Nearly reaching the tip!
But in the process of it all, his leg was all wonky and developed a tumor.
And he began to shrink back oddly.