hour and a half to go...
no credit if alternates win, they're just there for show
PICTURE: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (alternate: Mystic River)
ACTOR: Bill Murray, Lost in Translation (alternate: Sean Penn)
ACTRESS: Charlize Theron, Monster
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Tim Robbins, Mystic River (alternate: Alec Baldwin)
SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Renee Zellweger, Cold Mountain
DIRECTOR: Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY (aka Citizen Kane Consolation Prize): Sofia Coppola, Lost In Translation
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Brian Helgeland, Mystic River
MUSIC: Big Fish
ORIGINAL SONG: "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow", A Mighty Wind (alternate: Into The West)
CINEMATOGRAPHY: Girl With A Pearl Earring
ART DIRECTION: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
COSTUME DESIGN: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
VISUAL EFFECTS: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
MAKEUP: Lord of the yeah, you get the idea
SOUND EDITING/MIXING: whatever. I'll go with Nemo and LotR, respectively.
ANIMATED FEATURE: Finding Nemo
SHORT (ANIMATED): Destino, or I'll eat my hat. Hats are tasty.
SHORT (LIVE ACTION): no idea
FOREIGN LANGUAGE: The Barbarian Invasions
DOCUMENTARY: Capturing The Friedmans (alternate: The Fog of War)
SHORT DOCUMENTARY: see live action
also...
Best Acceptance Speech: Bill Murray
Worst Acceptance Speech: Tim Robbins (alternate: Sofia)
Coolest Moment Overall: "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" performance
Most Predictable Joke: Janet at the Super Bowl, done on a guy. Someone will do it.
Best And Worst Dressed: I don't know or care, really. I thought this was an awards show?