You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else
But you.

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else
But you.

I will find my niche in your car
With my mp3, DVD, rumble pack guitar
I don' ( Read more... )

This week's news:

Same as last week, the week before and the week before that....

Boys are dumb as rocks.

It's a shame because some of them are just so darn pretty.

btw, the Canucks scored their first goal tonight within the first minute of play.  It's the 1st period and it's 4-2 Vancouver.

clearly, we rock.

So.
Heah's the Ea(r)th.

Ok, not really, but whatever.  It's MY blog, I'll write what I want.

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I got my Spanish midterm back on Monday and sweet corn on the cob.
I got a 65.
I don't get just 65 on a Spanish exam.
I get 78+.
65?
Screw you, what the heck did I do wrong??

Well, it helps to read the instructions.
I translated adjectives to English instead of ( Read more... )

While writing the last entry, I got a phone call from TD (Canada Trust).

They were offering me some kind of medical coverage for up to $200 a day for up to 365 days if I'm hospitalized.  This girl on the other end of the line couldn't have been more than 18, but she was very good at hiding the fact that she was giggling.  Unfortunately, I could hear ( Read more... )

I swear I actually had something to write about...
I just seem to have forgotten it.
Oh well...

Roses are red,
Daisies are hot.
I've sneezed on you,
Now you're covered in snot.

I actually did have something to say...

Being forgetful has it's fun moments, but this is ridiculous.

I just have all this junk floating around in my head

And it really doesn't need ( Read more... )

Ok, class...

Go out and pur-chayse a book.

Not just any book, but a Chris Moore book.  These books are different from other books.  These books are funnier than other books.  These books make you pee your pants laughing on the bus where other books make you chuckle on the inside in your home.  Clearly, we all want a different, funnier book that makes ( Read more... )

ok, so it's been 45 weekses since either of us posted anything... I blame Facebook.

umm... yeah.  not sure what to talk about...  nothing really and incredibly exciting has happened...

THAT'S A LIE!!!

Jamie's dating Paul... and I found a TV show that is the epitome of amazingness and a boy to match!
I'll let Jamie fill the 5 of you in on that whole ( Read more... )

x  = Jamie,  o  =  Lindsay

I confess...

[x o] I'm afraid of silence.
[x o] I talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[o] I'm afraid of the dark.
[x] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[x o] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open
[ ] I am homosexual.
[x o]I believe in true love.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[o] I ( Read more... )

ALRIGHTY! Over the past couple of weeks, I have been thinking (I know! It's just such a strange thing for me to do!), and I have written down all of the things, at this moment, that I would like to do before I keel over like oh so many have done in the past. I must say, it was one of my better ideas, and has put me in a much better frame of mind. ( Read more... )

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. 
Lindsay: "Get some sun."
Jamie: "Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." - Mark Twain

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.  What do you touch? 
Lindsay: Nothing, but I can almost touch the bookcase.
Jamie: I stretched it down, and I ( Read more... )