http://www.rubbaducks.com/ awesome!


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I swear, i was enjoying the oriental trading co. website and found the rubber ducky section. I want them all! ALL.


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Real Sex has to be the weirdest show i have ever watched. The first time i watched this show....... was a BAD SCENE It was spring break, i was 14 years old, i went to the coast with my dad. We were in the hotel room and we were just trying to find something on. We put on HBO... low and behold..... real sex was on. They showed a clip of grandmas ( Read more... )

from a number i didnt know. i decided not to answer. so i waited to see if they left a message. nope. so i called it back to see if anyone would pick up.... and what i got was an answering machine from the church of scientology. hahahaha. i wonder why they called. its totally weird.

Does anyone consider gum a snack? i just saw a commerical for extra gum saying it was "a 15 calorie snack that keeps you on the right track" or some other stupid rhyme. i dont consider something a snack if i dont swallow it. just chewing something isnt a snack. i could chew on my cheeks or tongue or a the end of a pen... and i wouldnt consider it a ( Read more... )

okay so i was peeing and noticed my jeans were made in vietnam. i thought about it for a minute, pictured the tiny vietnamese woman in the sweat shop sewing my pants, my huuuuge fat girl pants. so that just makes me it worse for her, this poor woman sewing my pants making 10 cents an hour... she's making very little money sewing pants for american ( Read more... )

All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

my computer is here! weee!

so i called circuit city today, and i was correct in thinking i would have to call them because they werent going to call me. so they had a new computer for me and i decided to take it. and then i asked when i would get it and they said if i hadnt recieved it in 10 business days to call back. 10 BUSINESS DAYS? FUCK YOU! thats how long my computer ( Read more... )

so... i got an email from circuit city telling me that my computer had been shipped. so i thought they had fixed it already and were sending it back to me. which made me very happy. so i decided to call them and ask exactly what was wrong with it. so i called and the guy told me that my computer was so trashed they were going to have to send me a ( Read more... )