I just thought this was funny and something that had to be shared ( Read more... )

So I met his mom, and she liked me. Good. Half of the battle has been won. Now onto today - he is meeting my parents. I need this day to hurry up and get to evening, maybe I just worry too much.

Michelle Ann Morrisey's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chex Mix Paul

Your fashion designer name is Michelle Prague

Your socialite name is Shelly Carribean

Your fly girl / guy name is M Mor

Your detective name is Camel Vestavia Hills

Your barfly name is Strawberries Vodka Sprite

Your soap opera name is Ann Coventry

Your rock star name is ( Read more... )

i just returned from my first day in the spa... i am so relaxed i could probably float away for the rest of the day. every muscle and tense spot has been massaged away, my fingers and toes are and beautiful shades of pink, and the sweet lavender smell is still on my shoulders and in my hair. i was hoping this week of vacation at home would make ( Read more... )

I feel shallow, well, un-whole.

I did what I could to fix it - shopping, driving, sleeping, cleaning, The Mouth at full blast ... no help.

Tomorrow is work, maybe that will help. If nothing else, I'm sure I can yell at someone who doesn't deserve it.

M

I don't know why, but these past few days have been extra-hard in the land of Michelle ( Read more... )

Ok, so I did the stupidest thing I've done in a long time... I locked myself onto my porch! Yes, really... for 2 hours last night I was stuck onto my porch ( Read more... )

I discovered today that when I go to bed on a Friday evening before 9pm, I wake up before 6am happy as a clam. Because of this new-found realization, I was able to read 'stupid girl magazines' (Glamour, for instance), over coffee, in bed, without the least bit of guilt. Surprisingly enough, I found that I do agree with most of 'life & happiness ( Read more... )

I don't know why I dread this trip so much - I really don't want to sit on a plane for 14 hours tomorrow (and that's just one of the flights), I don't want to make small-talk to the person sitting next to me, I don't want to eat crappy airplane food for the next 10 days... I really just want to stay at home and be a grump ( Read more... )

It's definately time to get out of this town! Beach, here I come!