Crazy: A Fred Picspam

Oct 21, 2009 20:21

I made this picspam, especially for the challenge over at whedonland . I kind of went overboard with this, so this post is extremely image heavy.







Fred: Handsome man. Saved me from the monsters



Fred: Bad things always happen here.



Angel: I doubt it. Durslar beasts don't usually come above ground like that. They usually stick to the sewers.
Fred: Lucky stiffs. They get to lead lives of mysterious sewage while I'm just plain ol' boring ol' Fred.
Angel: Boring? That's not a word I'd use for you
Fred: Fine. Nutty-ol'-goonie-bird-up-in-her-room-doin'-nothin'-but-moochin'-off-Angel Fred. I swear, I don't know how y'all put up with me. I practically need flashcards to understand my-
[looks past Angel]
Fred: Pretty crystals. Oh, look. They're everywhere.



Fred: It's a story. Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived all alone in a horrible cave - so far from home that it made her chest hurt. And every day in that horrible cave, the girl tried to figure out a way to escape. None of her plans ever succeeded, of course and she'd almost given up hopin' when one day, just like in a fairy tale, a handsome man rode up on a horse and saved her, and took her back to his castle. Now, you'd think that was the end, wouldn'tcha? Dumb old fairy tales and their "happily ever after's". But, see, the minute they got back to the castle, the handsome man went away again. And even though she didn't mean to - didn't want to - high up in that castle the girl just built herself another cave, hoping that he would save her again. But you can't save me this time, can you?



Fred: [singing] Crazy. I'm crazy for feeling so lonely. I'm crazy for feeling so blue. I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted. ...and then some day, you'd leave me for somebody new.



Fred: It's like something out of Fitzgerald, - the man who can have everything but love. Well, maybe in some ways you're better off. Love is... well in a way it's everything. But it's also heartache and disappointment. And those are good things to avoid.



Fred: This has been the best night ever. First, there's you taking me to ice cream, then there's the ice cream, then that monster jumps out of the freezer and you're all brave and, "Fred, watch out!," and then we get to chase it down into the sewers, which are just so bleak, and oppressive and homey. I-I could build a condo down here.



Fred: I belong here.
[turns to the gang]
Fred: Un-unless I don't. Which if - if you all don't wanna put up with me, I completely understand...
Wesley: Let's put it to a vote, shall we? All in favor say "aye". Aye. Motion passed. Good. You're staying.



Fred: Can I say somethin' about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes, we'll fight it and we'll keep fightin' it until we whup it. 'Cause destiny is just another word for inevitable, and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say, "You're evitable!"



Fred: He wouldn't have to. That's the tragic beauty of a cosmic convergence. I-I mean, he just plays his own small part. He-he comes here looking for Angel and Darla, and in the process ends up finding Angel's unborn child, who, as it turns out, wasn't evil at all like we feared, but was actually meant to be some sort of Messianic figure. B-But Holtz kills it before it's even born a-and his vengeance somehow triggers the end of the world!
[the others stare at her]
Fred: Or not! It could go either way. Have you thought of a name yet?









Wesley: Someone's in pain.
Fred: Either that or someone's in fun.











Fred:It's gonna be okay. Angel and Cordy are out there somewhere. And no matter what the Powers-That-Screw-You throw at us, we're gonna find 'em.





Fred: I'm ready. I'm okay. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.













Knox: Do you know how to get to your office from here?
Fred: Why? Did somebody eat my breadcrumbs?











Fred: I need you to talk to my parents. Th-they have to know I wasn't scared, th-that it was quick. That I wasn't scared.



Fred: I walk with heroes. Think about that.
Wesley: You are one.
Fred: Superhero. And this is my power. To not let them take me.

Some personal notes:
I chose Fred because she's one of my favorite characters not only from Joss Whedon's shows but overall. She's cute, she's funny and she's adorable. There's no way not to love her. That's why 'A Hole in the World' broke my heart.
I was really tempted to leave the last scene out of the picspam but decided that the picspam wouldn't becomplete without it. I tried to include at least one screencap from each episode of Angel that Fred has been in and I think I managed to do that.
This picspam took a lot of time to be put together but I had a lot of fun and I hope you'll like it.

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