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[imagineallthree]

Me: There once was a cow from Peru,
Whose patties were bigger than you.
They tasted quite great
Hot and fresh on your plate......
I meant burgers, you weirdo, not poo.
Ayla: You suck.

This is our house in summation.

~ Alana

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[sir_dave]

I loved that :) Write more!

[sir_dave]

There once was a girl in a bra,
Whose Englishman friend went "Ah ha!
Now I've found out your size,
I shall solve all your sighs,
Though the shipping cost's too high by far!"

[imagineallthree]

Very nice! :D

A gargantuan sea-cow named Lee
Passed gas one time under the sea.
A blimp flying by
Smelled him high in the sky
And the pilot cried, "Oh, the huge manatee!"

~ Alana

[imagineallthree]

PS: You get points if you get the joke in the first place ;)