• People are dropping dead of heart attacks with no apparent external causes? IT'S THE DEATH NOTE! ...you know, I might just get back into DN fandom if someone wrote a DN/SPN crossover.
• Let me tell you, it is so pleasant to nom on pizza while Sammy gets hit with spleen juice.
• What a beautiful young deputy that is. Clearly, he and Dean should get it on. ...I mean, what?
• GAMECOCKS VS. CORNJERKERS
• THEY'RE MAJESTIC ANIMALS!
• Teenagers scare the living shit out of Dean.
• AL QUAEDA, FERRETS, PEZ DISPENSERS.
• AM I HAUNTED? AM I HAUNTED?
• EYE OF THE TIGER! DEAN ROCKING OUT!
• What's the antithesis of a deus ex machina? Because ghost sickness is IT. XD
• "Dean, all we do is scare people." / "So you're saying I'm a dick?"
• "Well then, you're a dick too!" / "Apparently I'm not!"
• "Our room's on the fourth floor. It's...high."
• "I don't wanna be a clue!"
• IT COULD GO OFF. I'LL MAN THE FLASHLIGHT.
• "That was scaaaary!"
• "Know what? You're awesome." / "Yeah, you too, I guess." DEAN/DEPUTY OTFP!
• WE HUNT MONSTERS, WHAT THE HELL??
• HOLY FUCKKKKKKK I AM SO GLAD THOSE YELLOW EYES WERE A HALLUCINATION. I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND--BUT NO.
• I don't know about you, but I'm pretty okay with the number of times people are getting slammed into walls this season.
• This is beat-up-Dean season, clearly. Which is fine.
• BABOOM!
• We already KNOW Dean's adorable. ♥
• JENSEN ACKLES YOU ARE MY FUCKING FAVOURITE FOR EVER AND EVER. LEG GUITAR. CLIMBING ON THE METALLICAR. FUCKING HAND MOTIONS. I CAN'T EVEN. JUST. TAKE ME NOW.