SPN 5.06, "I Believe the Children Are Our Future":
• Christ, is she watching Cujo? I don't know, I don't care, I'm just going to hide my eyes until this is done. Oh god, is this going to be an Evil Pet Episode? I CAN'T TAKE IT IF IT IS. D:
• FUCK, I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE AN EVIL PET EPISODE. *sob* (This is even above creepy kids and creepy dolls in OH DEAR GOD levels.)
• "She scratched her brains out." ...holy CHRIST. Holy FUCKING Christ. I think I saw this on House one time! Only nowbody died. Ew.
• "It was just a joke." Omg, joy buzzer and itching powder. This ep is AWESOME.
• That is one impressive joy buzzer. O_O
• Eating!Dean! Woohooooo!
• Awww, Deeen gets so happy about a Whoopee cushion! Hee!
• "All they care about are their iPhones and those kissing-vampire movies." LOL. HAHAHAHAAAAA.
• "So some freak is gonna come in my room and take my tooth. No thank you." I like this kid! This is a smart kid! ...I don't like where this is going.
• Oh sweet, she moves her tooth! ...oh SHIT, she moves it under her dad's pillow. OH FUCK.
• KLAJFHLJKDGJHSDFGS TEETH *hides face*
• "Another guy...his face froze that way." I LOVE THIS EP. It is like the fairy-tale episode, and it is funny! Lies that kids belive are coming true in a freaky way. Wheeee!
• "Or a trickster."
"Yeah, with the sense of humor of a nine-year-old."
"Or you."
*snicker*
• AKJFHLDSFJGHASDJGA HE GREW HAIR ON HIS HAND. "Hey. Do not use my razor!" Aaaand Dean smirks. I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH.
• Huh. So it's lies THIS kid believes. Iiiiinteresting.
• Jesse's mom knows about demons? Well, okay then!
• Wait. You can just EAT SALT and get rid of a demon? >_> WHAT HAPPENED TO EXORCISM--oh lalala nevermind, woohoo retrocanon!
• HOMG VIRGIN BIRTH? Maybe Jesse's the Antichrist! Or something.
• CASTIEEEEEL YAY!
• HOMFG I WAS RIGHT ABOUT JESSE BEING THE ANTICHRIST. HOLY SHIT.
• SNERRRRRRK DEAN PLAYED PRANKS ON CASTIEL.
• "He might make the right choice."
"You didn't."
God. I knew that was coming. Ouch, Castiel. That was harsh.
• "Don't be afraid." Says Castiel, who wants this kid dead. FUUUCK.
• JESSE TURNED CASTIEL INTO AN ACTION FIGURE. AHAHAHAAAAAA!
• "Was he your friend?"
"Him? No."
Ouch.
• Dude. This kid can order demons to leave. SWEEEEEEET.
• "Kid. You're awesome." I CONCUR.
• Wait, so...we've got the Antichrist. Do we get Christ, then? >___>
• "We're kinda freaks ourselves." Awwww, Sam. ♥
• So this kid is going to be a new character? Yay! I love him all to bits already. Why do I have a bad feeling about him telling his parents goodbye?
• Aaaand I'm right. Gah. Bye, Jesse. Stay safe.