Fic: "A Fucking Caress," RDJ/Jude Law, rating: SO NOT WORKSAFE AT ALL.

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I like how this icon is appropriate for H/W and RDJ/Jude ALL AT ONCE.

NOTE: You know what? I have never been backstage of a theater. I have no fucking clue what they have back there. For my purposes, my completely-made-up theater has a laundry room, just because I WROTE IT, AND I WANTED ONE, SO THERE! And anyway, it's kohl_eyed's fault. All of this is

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MUAHAHAHA. *hides face*

...love you back.

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Funny-and-hot is my favourite kind, so I'm happy you think so! :D

...is it terrible that I would read that? Do you have a link?

[oudeteron]

You did NOT mention this was so awesome. Because it is. The latter half makes it pretty damn brilliant, actually. Still, this whole thing is hot and somehow works and I don't even usually read RPF, damn you! (Which translates properly to "thanks".) Epic.

:D

(Edited for wonky HTML. As I said, epic.)

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HAHAHA. THAT IS TWO I HAVE DRAGGED INTO RPF. *evil!*

also, thank you thank you thank you YOU ARE SO KIND.

[oudeteron]

I'm not sure if I'm quite dragged yet, but I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE NOTABLE EXCEPTIONS. XD

Well, this is just awesome! So no problem at all. :D

OH MY GOD

[kohl_eyed]

Kissing stubble and lipstick at once, yeah, that's a new one, just like perching on a washing machine while someone's cock nudges against your leg through chiffon.

aslkdfjasl;kjfd Nngngasdfn HNNNGH

hang on while I mop what's left of my brain off my ceiling.

[musical interlude]

okay. I am ready. WOW. also, lolling at the comments that say you have made people like RPS, because DUDE TOTALLY. and this fic is SMOKING. like, it is even more smoking than when you sent it to me, if that's possible.

THAT SAID, I kind of maybe broadcasted this on my lj, and at least one other person is interested, so if I can't convince you to post this to holmes_rpf could I at least link them? BECAUSE THIS IS HOT LIKE BURNING?

Re: OH MY GOD

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...oh lordy, I didn't even think of crossposting it. I promise to do that when I get home from work! *hides face*

(in the meantime, feel free to link it...)

Re: OH MY GOD

[kohl_eyed]

EXCELLENT.

:D

[kohl_eyed]

They've been pushing the line for weeks, and now they're going to break the line into tiny little pieces, but they're going to do it sensibly. Robert will get very sensibly fucked on a washing machine. This is good.

ahahahaha <3333333 oh my god this is lovely

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...HOW many times now have you read this, dear? :D

[kohl_eyed]

AHEM

NOT ENOUGH TIMES

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WELL YOU HAD BETTER HURRY UP THEN.

Is it helping keep your room warm? *shot*

[mywholecry]

Oh my god. Just. . .just. Oh my god. ♥__♥

Also, the parts that weren't ridiculously hot were pretty much adorable. This bit killed me: Oh, you're fun! Why didn't you tell me you were so much fun? We could have been fucking on a washing machine long ago.

Oh, boys. ♥

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sdkfsh awww shucks! Thanks. <3