SPN episode the 100th: reaction!
Spoilers for the new SPN episode follow. BEWARE!
• *grits teeth, steels self*
• ZACHARIAH DRINKING ANGSTILY *amused*
• ZACHARIAH FAILING AT ACTING PROPERLY HUMAN
• "Zach." "Stuart." *even more amused*
• "Point of No Return." Well that's not ominous at ALL.
• Dean, what the fuck do you think you are doing?
• Oh, shit. He's going to mail the box to Bobby, right?
• I hate being right.
• HI SAM. Fix Dean. Now.
• Dean, if you bring up Sam's habit of walking out, I'll--
• Oh for godsakes. >(
• WOOOOO CASTIEL! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, CASTIEL. Please always save the boys.
• "You're not my father." So, hey. Dean won't listen to Bobby because he's not John? Does this imply that if John WERE there, Dean would listen to him? I just find this to be a very curious line of dialogue.
• Stride, Misha, stride. I mean, um, I'm sure this scene is very important to the storyline or something. Yes.
• striding striding
• ooh! a CLUE!
• And by "clue" I mean "dude who means to kill him a Castiel." Same thing.
• Fighting!Castiel is YAY.
• Stone-faced Castiel stabbing the dude = EEEK. And also a tiny bit of *fans self.* But mostly EEEK.
• Oh look, a dead body! This is the Show I know and love.
• OMG DEAD WINCHESTER BROTHER. WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUCK.
• WHAAAAAT. ADAM is the vessel now? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
• "Blow me, Cas." Yeah, I bet you'd--you know what, never mind.
• "Last person who looked at me like that, I got laid. *wink*" EXCUSE ME, BRB, I HAVE TO GO DIE.
"I don't believe...in you." Fucking--DEAN, YOU UTTER ARSE.
• "When Satan takes you over, there's gotta be somebody there to fight him. It ain't gonna be that kid. So it's gotta be me." Oh deeniest of deeeeens, you never did give up on saving Sam even if it means killing him. My GOD you're fucked up.
• Dean, if you attack Castiel, you're NEVER getting laid!
• "You know Sam and Dean are psychotically, irrationally, EROTICALLY CODEPENDENT on each other, right?" SO EVEN ZACHARIAH SHIPS THEM?!
• AND EXCUSE ME, THIS IS THE GREATEST SCENE EVER. SO MANY CAPS. SO MUCH GLEE ON MY END. I LOVE THIS SCENE MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER:
"I rebelled for this--so that you could surrender to them? I gave everything for you and this is what you give to me!"
...I think I have never shipped them harder. Holy shit.
• "What the hell happened to him?" "Me." Oh, Castiel.
• Waking up handcuffed to a bed? Hey, Dean and Sherlock Holmes could have a conversation!
• Sam insisting on believing in Dean even though Dean doesn't believe in him--argh. Boys. :(
• "I don't get it. Why're you doing this? "Because you're still my big brother." OH SAMMMM.
• "Where's the beautiful room?" Oh, we're calling it the Beautiful Room now? I feel like Dean calls it this NOT because of the room decor, but because there are beer and burgers.
• "Isn't that suicide?" CASTIEL :( IF YOU DIE TONIGHT I WILL HATE YOU FOREVER. SO DON'T DIE. BECAUSE I COULD NEVER HATE YOU.
• OH MY GOD HE CARVED A SIGIL INTO HIS OWN FUCKING CHEST. BAD-FUCKING-ASS, CASTIEL.
• Deeeeeeeen :( THERE IS ALWAYS A CHOICE. STOP. NO DEAN DEAN DEAN NO NONONONONO. I feel like there are hellhounds again, remember that? Wait, no, we don't talk about that. *covers eyes*
• Sam's little shattered face... FUCK.
• And Dean has CONDITIONS! Oh man. Oh DEEEN.
• "But most of all, Michael can't have me until he disintigrates you." Oh DEAN. I LOVE YOU. I wanna SEE THIS.
• YES. YES! BYE, ZACH. YAY DEAN! *not mourning in the slightest* WHAT A JERK THAT ANGEL WAS. I MEAN WAY MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE EVER IN THE SERIES. Scumbag. Excuse me, brb, have to dance on someone's grave! :) I mean, I sorta like that Show had someone SO SLIMY, but still. *JOY*
• OH MY GOD, ADAM. NO. WHAT. OH MY GODDDDDDDDD.
• Well, that was most definitely a twist I didn't expect. WOW, SHOW.
• "I look over to you and all I can think about is the stupid son of a bitch brought me here. I just didn't wanna let you down." OHMYGOD, DEAN. ♥♥♥
• "I mean, hell, if you're grown-up enough to find faith in me, the least I can do is return the favour." DEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!
• WOW, SO, THIS IS THE MOST AIR-PUNCHING I HAVE DONE DURING AN EPISODE IN...AWHILE. Good one, Show!
• p.s. happy 100. NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.
• *grits teeth, steels self*
• ZACHARIAH DRINKING ANGSTILY *amused*
• ZACHARIAH FAILING AT ACTING PROPERLY HUMAN
• "Zach." "Stuart." *even more amused*
• "Point of No Return." Well that's not ominous at ALL.
• Dean, what the fuck do you think you are doing?
• Oh, shit. He's going to mail the box to Bobby, right?
• I hate being right.
• HI SAM. Fix Dean. Now.
• Dean, if you bring up Sam's habit of walking out, I'll--
• Oh for godsakes. >(
• WOOOOO CASTIEL! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, CASTIEL. Please always save the boys.
• "You're not my father." So, hey. Dean won't listen to Bobby because he's not John? Does this imply that if John WERE there, Dean would listen to him? I just find this to be a very curious line of dialogue.
• Stride, Misha, stride. I mean, um, I'm sure this scene is very important to the storyline or something. Yes.
• striding striding
• ooh! a CLUE!
• And by "clue" I mean "dude who means to kill him a Castiel." Same thing.
• Fighting!Castiel is YAY.
• Stone-faced Castiel stabbing the dude = EEEK. And also a tiny bit of *fans self.* But mostly EEEK.
• Oh look, a dead body! This is the Show I know and love.
• OMG DEAD WINCHESTER BROTHER. WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUCK.
• WHAAAAAT. ADAM is the vessel now? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
• "Blow me, Cas." Yeah, I bet you'd--you know what, never mind.
• "Last person who looked at me like that, I got laid. *wink*" EXCUSE ME, BRB, I HAVE TO GO DIE.
"I don't believe...in you." Fucking--DEAN, YOU UTTER ARSE.
• "When Satan takes you over, there's gotta be somebody there to fight him. It ain't gonna be that kid. So it's gotta be me." Oh deeniest of deeeeens, you never did give up on saving Sam even if it means killing him. My GOD you're fucked up.
• Dean, if you attack Castiel, you're NEVER getting laid!
• "You know Sam and Dean are psychotically, irrationally, EROTICALLY CODEPENDENT on each other, right?" SO EVEN ZACHARIAH SHIPS THEM?!
• AND EXCUSE ME, THIS IS THE GREATEST SCENE EVER. SO MANY CAPS. SO MUCH GLEE ON MY END. I LOVE THIS SCENE MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER:
"I rebelled for this--so that you could surrender to them? I gave everything for you and this is what you give to me!"
...I think I have never shipped them harder. Holy shit.
• "What the hell happened to him?" "Me." Oh, Castiel.
• Waking up handcuffed to a bed? Hey, Dean and Sherlock Holmes could have a conversation!
• Sam insisting on believing in Dean even though Dean doesn't believe in him--argh. Boys. :(
• "I don't get it. Why're you doing this? "Because you're still my big brother." OH SAMMMM.
• "Where's the beautiful room?" Oh, we're calling it the Beautiful Room now? I feel like Dean calls it this NOT because of the room decor, but because there are beer and burgers.
• "Isn't that suicide?" CASTIEL :( IF YOU DIE TONIGHT I WILL HATE YOU FOREVER. SO DON'T DIE. BECAUSE I COULD NEVER HATE YOU.
• OH MY GOD HE CARVED A SIGIL INTO HIS OWN FUCKING CHEST. BAD-FUCKING-ASS, CASTIEL.
• Deeeeeeeen :( THERE IS ALWAYS A CHOICE. STOP. NO DEAN DEAN DEAN NO NONONONONO. I feel like there are hellhounds again, remember that? Wait, no, we don't talk about that. *covers eyes*
• Sam's little shattered face... FUCK.
• And Dean has CONDITIONS! Oh man. Oh DEEEN.
• "But most of all, Michael can't have me until he disintigrates you." Oh DEAN. I LOVE YOU. I wanna SEE THIS.
• YES. YES! BYE, ZACH. YAY DEAN! *not mourning in the slightest* WHAT A JERK THAT ANGEL WAS. I MEAN WAY MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE EVER IN THE SERIES. Scumbag. Excuse me, brb, have to dance on someone's grave! :) I mean, I sorta like that Show had someone SO SLIMY, but still. *JOY*
• OH MY GOD, ADAM. NO. WHAT. OH MY GODDDDDDDDD.
• Well, that was most definitely a twist I didn't expect. WOW, SHOW.
• "I look over to you and all I can think about is the stupid son of a bitch brought me here. I just didn't wanna let you down." OHMYGOD, DEAN. ♥♥♥
• "I mean, hell, if you're grown-up enough to find faith in me, the least I can do is return the favour." DEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!
• WOW, SO, THIS IS THE MOST AIR-PUNCHING I HAVE DONE DURING AN EPISODE IN...AWHILE. Good one, Show!
• p.s. happy 100. NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.