very weird conversation had with a verrrrry old ex. ex ex ex ex ex ex. like, that much.
vulgar, too. and i could def. see it grossing some people out. so, it's going behind a cut. but you've been warned, and i find it amusing...so if you read it anyway, don't bitch about it.
Amanda: hey linds...lick me
me: huh?
Amanda: lmao
Amanda: no really.
Amanda: lol
Me: lick you?
Amanda: yeah
Me: where?
Amanda: *snickers* where ever your little heart desires
Amanda: lol
Me: you told me to lick you. now tell me where.
Amanda: titties and kitty...and neck and well, fuck...just lick everything to hit every point...lmao
Me: i can't lick pussy. i don't know how.
Amanda:not my fault.
Amanda: get to it...i will let you know when you are doing it right or wrong
Amanda: haha
Me: i was so kidding.
Me: i'm the master of pussy licking
Me: the master, i tell you. seriously, maybe. yeah, pretty much.
Amanda: well, i wouldn't know.
Amanda: haven't been there
Me: yes you have
Me: you were the first girl i ever did it to
Amanda: OMG!! yes...but that has been forever.
Amanda: so do it again
Me: what have you been smoking?
Amanda: nothing differently then what you do
Amanda: HAHA
Me: i haven't smoked anything in....2 months thank you. and i don't plan on anymore.
Amanda: it has been how many years Linds?
Me: 5
Me: think like this...you're 21 now. you were 16 then. i'm 19 now. i was 14 then.
she smoked a little toooooooo much.