Bus + WiFi = Fun!!!
"How often have I heard the words "don't leave onto others what you can do better yourself!" So, after letting my wonderful girlfriend waste almost all of my laptop battery on her LJ entry, I came to realize that the best she could say about me was that I smelled somewhat like her shampoo! :-( So, I have decided, rather than entrust my life to the pen of others, to become my own biographer for a change.
"How come you are typing an entry while you are suppose to be riding on that long-a$$ commute of yours, Ilan?", you might ask. Well, in the words of classical comedy, I am doing "a little bit of column A, and a little bit of column B!" So, there! Paid wireless internet access can suck my balls! I am gonna ride the Metro 197 bus with its free WiFi until they kick me off... or until I go through an epileptic seizure - whichever comes first!
Anyway, my level of cleverness is going down... (unlike the direction in which that carrot cake I had for breakfast is traveling!)... so I better lay down the laptop and pick up that excuse to literature that I have been reading the last couple of days...
Will post "real" entry within 24 hours! Whether you want me to or not! Wa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..."
"How come you are typing an entry while you are suppose to be riding on that long-a$$ commute of yours, Ilan?", you might ask. Well, in the words of classical comedy, I am doing "a little bit of column A, and a little bit of column B!" So, there! Paid wireless internet access can suck my balls! I am gonna ride the Metro 197 bus with its free WiFi until they kick me off... or until I go through an epileptic seizure - whichever comes first!
Anyway, my level of cleverness is going down... (unlike the direction in which that carrot cake I had for breakfast is traveling!)... so I better lay down the laptop and pick up that excuse to literature that I have been reading the last couple of days...
Will post "real" entry within 24 hours! Whether you want me to or not! Wa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..."