Ok, now that I've posted a real entry, I think I deserve a meme. So, here goes...
My pirate name is:
Iron William Flint
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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