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today was hot. i went swimming in the morning in this freezinggg cold pond. the dock was the floating kind and really unstable and i um kind of fell off. yupp, im smooth. anyways, caroline came over around 5. we hung for a while, and played soccer/football in my back yard. we invinted a new sport. yesss. then we walked over to the same pond cus it ( Read more... )
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we might have killed a frog, while throwing rocks. oops!
love , caroline
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This is johnny bassett, live from Neeew Hampshaaa.
I have a few secrets that I would like to share. ehh hemmm!
Well, first of all, I am a stud. a stud-diddly-ud. that's right ladies!
I know you are all sitting there with your mouths hanging thinking.."I already knew he was a stud, he has incredible style and stellar looks, and he is quite the ladies man, let me tell you. I want Johnny Bassett!"
My second secret is not so obvious.
I have a fetish.
A fetish for female beings with LARGE kidneys.
I don't know why, it is just such a turn on.
So and ladies who would like to spend a romatic evening filled with super overpriced food and wine, hip-hop dancing, poker, and a trip to the local X-ray man to take some pictures for my personal reasons, please give me a call.
but I must caution you: i also have a turn-off, small gallbladders. if you do not know what this is, I am waaaay to good for you. sorry folks. have a pleasent day.
<3 johnny
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Also, I think that Caroline, Tasha, and Annie are the best ladies in the world. But they have small gallbladders. *sigh* So I still need a lady who can make my dreams come true. Adios.
...Did I mention I have a totally hott bod?
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