me, to the ex-seal:
omg. you shave your legs?

ex-seal:
yeah. i like the silky smooth feeling of it when i move my legs between the sheets.

me:
so does that mean you shave your vagina too?

ex-seal:
yeah. sometimes.

fyi-- ex-seals are lovingly referred to as buds duds. haha.

how many recruits does it take to rob a bank?

2 to go inside, and 'TWO ROADGUARDS TO THE DOOR!'

i'm lame, but some of you haven't heard it from basic.

i thought i would share it.

<3

oh man. i hate our dress white uniform ( Read more... )

so thanks to epps finding me on twitter, i have been reminded that i even have one. SO. my username is, of course, imaladysailor. find me, follow me :D ( Read more... )

What's going on between you and the last person you kissed ( Read more... )

so i've been here since sunday night, and haven't really done much in the area. i'll go off post this weekend (with a seaman!), and get a new phone and some uniform items, and that's about it ( Read more... )

i love it here. this weekend is a big weekend.
i finally get off base liberty, and i'm going with a seaman :)

this will be a wonderful 47 weeks of class.

better get that birth control refilled...

;D

who would have thought that the navy would have literally saved my life ( Read more... )

so we went to nashville for christmas this year. i wasn't really looking forward to it, but when we got there, i enjoyed myself. danny's (my brother in law) parents were there, and his dad always talks about killing cows, no matter what the conversation is. he owns a cow-killing farm up there, so that's all he has to talk about. that part sucks ( Read more... )

i've been thinking a lot lately. about my future, and my past. i told april that i would post about what happened with derick last weekend, but honestly? i don't want to type everything. in a nutshell ( Read more... )