Anxiety

[imamonstr]

I have such anxiety today. Things to be done, tests to take... it all seems to pile on top of each other. Not only that, I have learned that being anxious as a woman increases your risk for heart disease later in life. It might sound ridiculous, but that just makes me more anxious. Great job Caitlyn

Comments

[digitalbuddah]

the reason youre flustered is obvious....bc youre female. to prove this statement take a look at the last verse of the Gospel of Thomas:

114. Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life."

Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."

see? straight from Jesus' mouth.

juuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding...the Gospel of Thomas is only revered by the crazies.

Douche Bag

[anonymous]

What a douche bag.

Re: Douche Bag

[digitalbuddah]

joke n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line

Re: Douche Bag

[anonymous]

Ohhhh, I'm sorry, my apologies. I guess I didn't realize it was a joke since it didn't evoke laughter or amusement. It won't happen again, now that I know the knowledge of this 'joke' you speak of.

Re: Douche Bag

[digitalbuddah]

well when i said "just kidding" that probably should have been a good indication that i wasnt serious.